Forget AI, we should be investing in giant robots!

Why are we still pouring billions into data centers when we could be building giant robots? Neo1, the 13-foot, 1.2-ton robot from Beijing’s NeodraDynamics Robotics, just debuted at China’s International Industry Fair. It’s equipped with hydraulic actuators, can lift over 1,100 pounds with pinpoint accuracy, and withstands pollution, shock, and deep-sea pressure. Imagine seeing these things everywhere instead of those giant blocky eyesores.

But let’s be honest: what everyone really wants is to see these things beat the hell out of each other. Forget war, just let these things loose in the ring to solve every international issue.