So apparently there’s now a SPAM Dog—a hot dog, but SPAM. It’s not really an upgrade or a downgrade from the original; it’s more like a weird little side-step in the world of processed meats. The vibe is less “reinventing the wheel” and more “let’s just see what happens if we put SPAM in a different shape.” Honestly, it’s got that familiar salty, savory thing going on, but as a hot dog, it’s just… different. Not better, not worse, just SPAM but tube-shaped.
If they ever want to branch out, I’d vote for SPAM Hot Dogs in some of the wilder flavors. Imagine a Teriyaki SPAM Dog at a summer cookout, or the Jalapeño SPAM Dog for anyone who likes a little kick with their mystery meat. Even the Hickory Smoke version would probably slap on a grill with some barbecue sauce. I feel like there’s untapped potential here. If you’re already eating a SPAM Dog, you might as well go full chaos mode with the flavors.
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